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Monday, September 12, 2005
Coin-Op Dreams
I need to ask (beg) a favor from some of the older folks out there.
I woke up this morning with vague sense of having dreamt about coin-op vending machines (of all things). I'm fairly certain that the germ of the dream was planted by Elisson who wrote a great post about a very specific vending machine memory of his own. But my recollection/dream seems to have been much more general than his.
I remember dreaming about going to the Horn & Hardart Automat with my Grandma Fay (A"H), where with a couple of coins we could open any of the gleaming chrome and glass doors and free the sandwiches and slices of pie from their little see-though compartments. To this day I've never tasted macaroni & cheese that comes even close to what I ate at the Automat!
I also dreamt about the vending machines that used to be bolted to the upright I-beam supports on many of the NYC Subway platforms which dispensed those little boxes of gum (I don't remember the brand, but each tiny box contained two pieces of Chiclets-type gum). This was back in the days when NYC Subway platforms seemed to be paved entirely in discarded chewing gum. [shudder]
But the part of the dream that has been bothering me since I woke up is yet another vending machine memory dredged up from my murky past. This last part of the dream was about 'rest-stop vending machines'. I don't know how to describe them any better than that.
Before highway rest-stops started putting in video arcades and a gazillion different types of electronic beverage / snack machines to shake travelers down for their last bit of pocket change, there was something else... something far simpler and much more innocent.
Just about anywhere you were likely to stop back when I was a kid, there were these neat little vending machines strategically located just inside the entrance to the rest-stop bathrooms... and they contained everything from pocket combs to toenail clippers to small novelty items. These novelty items are what always grabbed my attention... and what I used to beg my father to buy me.
However, I can't for the life of me remember what these novelty items were!
Before any wits decide to make a funny guess... let me say for the record, 'no, they weren't condoms!' (although some day I'll share a funny story about the first time I saw a condom machine in a public bathroom and didn't know what it was).
Anyway, back to this rest stop vending machine whose contents I can't remember.
I have a vague sense that there might have been some kind of magic tricks in there... but I just can't get my mind's eye to focus properly. All I can recall is that vending machine standing there... containing a few things that I couldn't possible live without.
So why can't I pull up that memory? Maybe it's been over-written by having to conjugate a few too many past- and future-tense irregular feminine verbs in Hebrew. :-)
So... did you and your family travel the American roads before the age of Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and Burger king? My family's idea of a vacation involved piling into the car and driving for days... and sometimes weeks, to arrive at some exciting destination. We made a science of touring via family campgrounds, and cris-crossed the continent twice while I was growing up. We even made it up to Canada a few times!
Therefor... the people who are most likely to be able to help me dredge up this missing memory are those who took these same kinds of trips back in the 60's and 70's.
If you have any recollection of what the hell I might have found so fascinating in those damned vending machines, please let me know!
Anyone?
Posted by David Bogner on September 12, 2005 | Permalink
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Although I came a good ten years after you, I would, as a kid, drool over bulk vendors and spend my meagre pocket money. Germany's bulk vendors differed in shape [they're pretty much uniform these days], but I recall I was dying to get that tiny little penknife, while another day it was a mini rubber ball. I never wanted one of the rings, though. Keychain mini torches were pretty cool, too, or the compasses. Of course there was that mean ratio of gumballs/sugar coated peanuts vs. gimicks...
Maybe you were dying to pull baseball cards?
Funny you should bring this up today. I spent yesterday at a fleamarket and thought about mini toys and charms we would collect and treasure as children. These sell at astronomic prices today.
Oh, and I am still keeping the little pen knife as a treasure.
Posted by: mademoiselle a. | Sep 12, 2005 1:02:20 PM
how about that little number puzzle set into a square. One tile is missing, you have to slide the other numbers around to get them into 1-9 order? I do remember these machines in the rest stops on I-95. FYI, just because I learned to drive on a 1976 Ford Pinto doesn't mean that I qualify in the "older folks" category.
Posted by: ac | Sep 12, 2005 2:10:29 PM
mademoiselle a. ... I am not the least bit surprised that you would know about these kinds of things, what with your little flea-market addiction. The pen knife definitely sounds familiar... keep 'em coming people.
ac... The puzzle doesn't sound familiar, but it seems like the kind of thing that would be in one of these machines. Thanks. By the way, it is a little known fact that Al Qaeda got the whole idea of suicide bombers from mid-70's era Ford Pintos. [for those zygotes out there who are too young to remember, Ford Pintos of that era had a nasty habit of blowing up when they were rear-ended. The many tragedies that resulted didn't keep the car from becoming the butt of running jokes back then.]
Posted by: David | Sep 12, 2005 2:20:22 PM
I had a treasured Rabbit's foot, a green one... it took me 3 or four tries to get, and I remember a little magic trick too... disappearing quarter maybe.
I also had a Superman Ring I was lucky enough to get... one of those magical prismatic changes from Clark Kent to Superman with a slight rotation.... But for me and my little group of friends, it was the rabbit's foot that was prized.
Posted by: Ocean Guy | Sep 12, 2005 2:40:54 PM
It's been a few years since I was last home, but I'm fairly sure a few of the rest stops on the NY State Thruway still have those. It was mostly aspirin and alka-seltzer and nail clippers and tissues.
But yeah, also cheap toys like a paper rabbit that pulled out of a hat and those little disappearing coin boxes. It seems like there might have been a teeny-tiny deck of cards. I'll think about it some more...
Posted by: Tanya | Sep 12, 2005 2:45:02 PM
Now that I've read Ocean Guy's comment, I wonder if I'm thinking of the same thing... These were maybe seven feet tall by five feet wide, and had a flat, black vertical face behind the glass. There were white plastic rings, maybe four inches in diameter, in rows covering the black wall, and each plastic ring had a different goodie in it.
So there was no "trying for" anything, you just picked your button, which is why I think I may be remembering the wrong thing. I do remember seeing a rabbit's foot, tho, now that he mentions it...
Posted by: Tanya | Sep 12, 2005 3:12:39 PM
David, I'm EXACTLY your age, but turning 44 in a couple of weeks.
We took road trips from Toronto through NY State and I loved the rest stops.
Yes, those vending machines had little puzzles and magic tricks and flashy fake jewelery, but the vending machines that ALWAYS impressed me (still sort of do) were the ones in the women's washroom that gave you a spritz of "eau de toilette" when you dropped in a quarter or 50 cents or whatever the cost was. These were knockoff fragrances of designer ones, and I never did see any woman put in $, lean up to the machine to get spritzed on her wrists or neck, but I always wanted to be the kid who did so. Sadly enough, I never was!
Posted by: Pearl | Sep 12, 2005 3:59:49 PM
I remember those things too, but aside from the nail clippers, sewing kits, and pen lights I can't remember what was in them.
Posted by: psychotoddler | Sep 12, 2005 5:19:20 PM
Oceanguy... When you say "it took me 3 or four tries to get" the rabbit foot, I have to assume you were talking about one of those 'iron claw' machines (also fun, but mostly full of junk). However, now that you mention it the disappearing quarter sounds familiar.
Tanya... Yeah! The disappearing coin box and the miniature deck of cards definitely were there. In fact I can picture playing with a nickel and that magic trick in the back of our station wagon quite clearly now that I think about it! I don't think the machines I am picturing were quite as big as the ones you are thinking of... so we might not be talking about the exact same thing.
Pearl... as hard as this may be to believe, there I never once saw an 'eau de toilette' machine in the men's room. Go figure!
Pychotoddler... Well, that was helpful. Thanks!
Posted by: David | Sep 12, 2005 6:09:20 PM
I am much much younger than all of you, a mere 36 and blessed with a West Coast upbringing, but I do remember seeing many of those machines.
They had these fake tattoos that I loved, Mexican jumping beans and a ton of other junk that was like treasure to me.
Posted by: Jack | Sep 12, 2005 6:32:42 PM
Ummm.... honey, I think that you may have confused the Ford Pinto with the AC Pacers.... I seem to remember those being the bug-like vehicles exploding with rear impact.... Of course, I could be wrrrr... wrrrrrrrrrrr..... wwwrrrrrr......Oh! H*ll! Incorrect.
Tanya where along the NYS Thruway did you once call home? Mine was a small town in Schenectady County called Niskayuna which David is convinced translates from the original Iroquois to "exit-by-the-outlet mall!"
I remember many of the various baubles you have all described, PLUS the mini-pinball games and "holographic" pencil sharpeners!
AC, as one who learned to drive on a 1978 Delta 88 (new generation of OLDS, no less) I am in no position to consider you one of the "older-folks!"
Posted by: zahava | Sep 12, 2005 10:13:59 PM
I can shed only a little light on your past, David, because, though I share your fascination with these vending machines and their wares, , my memories are just as vague.
To set the ime frame right, we piled into the family car before 1970---and not very often. But in 1970, we bought our first RV, a small Apache tent trailer, for our great family trek west from New Paltz, NY, to San Diego, CA, via I-90 to its western end and down I-5 and assorted coastal roads to the new job in San Diego.
Threee years with that, a year with a home-made camper van, 10 years of tenting on the ground, and many wonderful years with 2 different VW campers, freed us (or at least the adults) for travel anywhere, on a whim or by design!
As for those vending machines, there were all the little travel encessities: soap, handywipes, razors, shaving cream, combs, clippers and files, after shave, etc. And, yes, there were also an endless variety of magic tricks, puzzles, rings, sherriff's badges, and such.
I was always impressed, not with real pen knives (which I rarely saw), but rather any number of obviously cheaply stamped out "tools" with a "knife edge", a screw driver edge, and perhaps another "tool" I can't think of. These always tempted me, as the more legitimate Swiss Army type multi-tools do today, but I know, from the one I did buy, that it was ersatz all the way from its dull blade to its too-thick slot-head crewdriver egge. It was shiny for a while but utterly worthless--and, of course, a disappointing anser in my quest (in those days) for a cheap (really cheap) solution.
Then and now, as much as I remember the 'then', a comb or a pack of wipes are the only reliable things you can put real money in the slot for!
Posted by: Delmar Bogner | Sep 12, 2005 11:12:20 PM
Jack... Mexican Jumping beans! I didn't get these from vending
machines, but I remember mounting a one-boy harassment campaign until
I got some from the various 'curio' shops where we took road breaks.
Thanks for yet another recaptured memory.
Zahava... This would be one of those time you are indeed mistaken. The
pintos exploded... the AMC Pacers (and just about every other car ever
made by AMC) was just butt-ugly.
Dad... Thanks for the memories. I'm relieved that you didn't feel the
need to spill your impressions of being on the receiving end of my
begging for vending machine tchotchkes.
Posted by: David | Sep 12, 2005 11:55:07 PM
I'm from Saugerties, Zahava. Which I guess would translate as "We finally have a McDonalds!" It's exit 100, if that helps at all.
Posted by: Tanya | Sep 13, 2005 12:11:01 AM
Tanya, that's so funny, I'm Saugerties too, my birthday is the end of November! (just kidding)
Posted by: ac | Sep 13, 2005 12:34:01 AM
Tanya, good ole Ulster County in the heart of the Catskills! Donchya just [heart} NY (for a GREAT vacation!, to borrow from the famous Milton Glaser ad campaign)?!
Posted by: zahava | Sep 13, 2005 1:45:35 AM
Yeah, "I was born in Ulster County" gets me a lot of quizzical and/or dirty looks, being a redhead.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the machines I saw were slightly different than yours. This would have been roughly... 1978-1983 that I was old enough to remember seeing them all the time. And four years since the last time I was in one of those rest stops at all.
Posted by: Tanya | Sep 13, 2005 3:51:44 AM
I think some of those machines held the pairs of Scotch Terriers, one black and one white, that were magnetized on the bottom.
Posted by: Mary Ann | Sep 13, 2005 5:56:51 AM
I almost feel like I just finished reading Arnold's Fine, I remember when.
I enjoy it, but feel like a young "pisher"...
Remember when gasoline cost less than $1 a gallon?
Posted by: Shevy | Sep 13, 2005 6:07:06 AM
We want Photo Friday! We want Photo Friday!
Oh. Hang on a second....
Never mind.
Posted by: Doctor Bean | Sep 13, 2005 9:44:14 AM
Shevy, no offense, but judging by the readily available info on your blog YOU ARE A PISHER! :-)
Posted by: zahava | Sep 13, 2005 11:16:10 AM
Tanya... Yeah, I forget sometimes that I'm old enough to be your father (assuming of course that I was a promiscuous teenager). :-)
May Ann... YES!!! Magnetic Scotch Terriers!!!!!! Thank you. They were definitely in there!
Shevy... I'm with Zahava on this one. If your earliest memory of gas prices is $1, then I probably have ties older than you! :-) Glad you enjoyed the post, though.
Doctor Bean... DO the words 'managing expectations' mean anything to you? ;-)
Posted by: David | Sep 13, 2005 1:53:39 PM
Posted by: Shevy | Sep 14, 2005 3:17:37 AM
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Posted by: Shevy | Sep 14, 2005 3:18:21 AM
I seem to recall those little puzzles where you had to disconnected two small metal rings, or something like that.
Posted by: ralphie | Sep 14, 2005 6:26:31 AM
Shevy... Very cute. Thanks!
Ralphie... That sounds a bit more sophisticated that the sort of stuff that was in these older machines.
Posted by: David | Sep 14, 2005 11:45:30 AM












