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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

This & That

Just a few odds and ends to share today... nothing overly exciting or worthy of a full-blown journal entry:

1.  I finished the latest Harry Potter book ('...The Half Blood Prince') last night.  Don't worry... I'm not going to throw out any spoilers (for all 3 of you out there who haven't yet read these wonderfully entertaining stories), but I do have a pressing question after having finally completed all 6 books:

Q: What is the difference between a 'git' and a 'prat' (and which one is considered worse)?

2.  I have to say for the record that Israeli women must be the most secure, well-adjusted human beings on the planet.  How else can one explain the prevalence of 'tummy shirts' and 'hip huggers' on women who weigh roughly what I do?  It stretches the concept of 'if you've got it, flaunt it' to include heretofore unimagined vistas.

3.  One of my regular hitchhikers pointed out a recent trend here in Israel of commercial vehicles (trucks, buses, company cars, etc.) sporting stickers on the back bumper stating (in Hebrew, obviously): "How is my Driving?" followed by a phone number.  This is presumably to allow the driving public to report rude or dangerous incidents.  On a whim I started calling the numbers whenever I spotted one of these stickers.  Guess what?  The overwhelming majority of the numbers are (according to my very unscientific survey methods) either:

a) not in service.
b) some overworked secretary who has no idea that her phone number has been posted on a fleet of vehicles.
~or~
c) connected to a fax machine.

[sigh]

I suppose it is too much to expect the western concept of customer service to spring up overnight here in Israel.  First comes the infrastructure; the stickers... the phone numbers... in short, the intention to provide a necessary service to the public.  Then 'le'at, le'at' (slowly, slowly), actual customer service might one day evolve.  Don't believe me?   Go ahead and call!

4.  As I've previously mentioned, whenever a commenter on treppenwitz includes a URL, I almost always wander over and check out their site.  I do this for a few reasons, first and foremost among them is to make sure I'm not opening a dialog with a raving lunatic.  But more generally, I've found that it's helpful to get a better understanding of who left a comment before replying.  A side benefit of this practice is that I have discovered many wonderful and interesting bloggers/journalers whose lives and experiences have broadened my horizons beyond measure.  A few days ago someone calling herself 'jg' wandered over from Lachlan's blog and left a thoughtful comment on my 'Prophets & Losses' post.  When I clicked over to her blog to 'check her out' I found a veritable gold mine of funny/interesting links, and a delightfully well-written site.  Go check her out!

5.  I continue to get at least 3-5 requests a week from people asking me to add them to my blogroll (A.K.A. my 'Good readin' List').  I solemnly promise that whenever I get around to updating my 'about' page I am going to include a 'linkage policy'.  But until that happens here it is in a nutshell: 

a) I read a lot of people who are not on my blogroll.  Some end up on my blogroll... others don't.  Just as treppenwitz is not consistently interesting to most people... I am not in the practice of filling up my blogroll with people who are not consistently interesting to me. 

b) I use my blogroll as a way to quickly visit my favorite reads.  Many of those writers don't have me linked (or even know that I read them), and that's fine.  Reciprocal linking is high school sh*t and doesn't do anything except slightly improve one's Google rating.  News Flash: I don't know what my own Google rating is... so I hope you'll understand that your Google rating and traffic aren't very high on my list of priorities. 

c) I add and remove links from my blogroll every few months... sometimes out of boredom... and other times on an impulse/whim.  Falling off the list doesn't mean I've stopped reading you.  It just means I've stopped reading you every day (and often means you've stopped updating regularly).  Being added to the blogroll means I've been following you for a while and find you consistently interesting.  Again, I don't expect that my interest in someone's writing or subject matter will be either eternal or reciprocal.  In fact the odds of either of those things happening are really pretty slim. 

d) Lastly, my blogroll consists of stuff that I like and find interesting.  Please be warned: Many of the people I read regularly are of interest to me, specifically because of how different their life experiences are from my own.  If you are narrow minded or easily offended by different religions, worldviews, sexual orientation, or political views... please don't click on any of the links in my blogroll.  If I ever find out that someone coming from treppenwitz has 'trolled' a site that they discovered via my blogroll, they will be banned from here forever. [Not sure what a troll is, or if you might qualify as one?  Probably the best real-life example of troll behavior I have ever seen can be found here.]

Well... that's about it.  Sorry to be such a buzz-kill there at the end, but I've been wanting to get that off my chest for some time now, and today just turned out to be the day.  Lucky you.

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Given that modesty looks good not just on Jewish women but generally on most people, let me tell you that the flubber show is not unknown to this corner of the world either. People just don't have dignity.

The stickers are not a by-product of Yom HaNechmadud, aren't they. But you could adapt that for your journal and the requesters who want you to advertise them.

Posted by: mademoiselle a. | Sep 13, 2005 1:22:06 PM

How dare you not blogwroll me! How else are your readers going to know what a fish eating a fish eating a fish looks like?

What about "freedom of expression!?" What about the "right to know?!"

And whaddayou know about trolling? I've got a picture of a really big troll on the most recent entry on my blog.

But seriously now, the women you refer to... Oh never mind....I can't say anything about this here. But I will say that I disagree with you and with mademoiselle

Posted by: Andy | Sep 13, 2005 1:55:20 PM

An old friend of mine used to say: "spandex is a privilege, not a right"... that being said, it's not like men don't do the same; I bet that if I just said the word "speedo," many people reading this would start clawing at their eyes.

Of course, there's always a webcomic that says the same thing (safe for work and human eyes)

Posted by: efrex | Sep 13, 2005 2:14:24 PM

When we were in Israel, a lovely and plump young lady was our waitress one day. She was wearing "low riders" and had a generous tummy bulge hanging over her pants.

My husband mused on the logic of her fashion choice - "That's not where you want to be wiggling, is it?"

And I mused on the logic of hitting him since, after all, he isn't supposed to be eyeing young waitresses.

I refrained from violence and instead reminded him that the young thing was no doubt a highly trained soldier and used to carrying an Uzi, so watch yourself buddy!

Posted by: Mirty | Sep 13, 2005 3:01:44 PM

As nobody else has yet been brave enough to tackle the intellectual challenge to define git and prat I’ll offer my opinion. For me, a git is someone silly or stupid, but not necessarily ‘bad’, whereas a prat has a more substantial character flaw; they might be nasty or cunning etc.

I can’t think of any real reasons why this would be the case though, I’ll be interested in what others think… (for a fine differentiation I think it might help to have an English schooling)

Posted by: zemirah | Sep 13, 2005 3:10:56 PM

hmmm... you always have something I find interesting even when you (humbly) have ‘nothing overly exciting’:
1. Harry Potter – Pass
2. 'tummy shirts' and 'hip huggers' – I’ve seen them somewhere around here (Won’t tell where), I thought it was cool, considering the same ladies are tough enough to take on most dudes (Combat).
3. It’s not only on commercial vehicles even at some G* offices there (Won’t tell where), believe me I’ve been a victim …ring..ring.. ring->Voice Machine :(
4. URL – mines full of religious stuff (double Yawn…)
5. Good readin' List – hate, love my blog, I’m still a part of treppenwitz. :)
6. Personal (not on the list) – I seriously begin learning Hebrew Today… One of my pre-New Year resolutions.

* hint


Posted by: kakarizz | Sep 13, 2005 3:27:20 PM

Mazal Tov on catching up with the rest of us,now you can enjoy the pleasure of "hurry up and wait" for the next installment.

Posted by: Jack | Sep 13, 2005 4:44:14 PM

I grew up in the UK.
A prat is someone stupid, full of himself - think Gilderoy Lockheart.
A git is someone nasty, petty. Draco Malfoy would fit the bill.

Hope that helps.

Posted by: lisoosh | Sep 13, 2005 4:50:58 PM

Was in Israel over Labor Day Weekend and was able to complete Book 6 on the flights. Over felafel at Rechovot mall on Erev Shabbat, we did, in fact, notice oft-pierced bellies jiggling like flan over low-rider jeans. Way too much butterbeer for their own good.
Perhaps a nice set of wizarding robes would be more flattering. Better yet, an anti-cellulite charm or a gym membership.

Posted by: Alan Tennenberg | Sep 13, 2005 5:20:05 PM

I still haven't read a single Harry Potter book.

Posted by: Essie | Sep 13, 2005 6:38:06 PM

mademoiselle a. ... Interesting idea. ;-)

Andy... C'mon now... You can't start a sentence like that, not finish, and then say you disagree with us! What's on your mind?

Efrex... Well thanks for that... like my dreams haven't been strange enough as it is!

Mirty... Now, now... don't be so hard on Ted. Husbands looking at waitresses are a lot like dogs chasing cars. What if the dog catches the car... then what? :-)

Zemirah... Thanks for that. I knew sooner or later one or two of the 'commonwealth' readers would step up and fill me in.

Kakarizz... Well, that was thorough! :-) I figured today's post would have a little something for everyone... not everything for someone! :-)

Jack... She's coming out with the next one any week now, right? RIGHT??? Jack!?

Lisoosh... Thanks for clearing that up. To the non-Brit it seemed that the two words were used fairly interchangeably, but I figure there had to be a distinction.

Alan... OK, we'll leave aside for the moment the issue of how you were here and didn't get in touch [glares in your direction with arms folded]! :-) I think the problem is more the growing popularity of fast food (and I'm not talking about falafel).

Essie... After reading them I can honestly say that they are really entertaining and quite well written. Are they classic literature? No. But are they lots of fun? Absolutely!

Posted by: David | Sep 13, 2005 7:59:40 PM

At least the bumper stickers in Israel (as you relate it, anyway) are grammatically correct. More often than not in the US they unfortunately read "How am I driving?"

Posted by: Schvigger | Sep 13, 2005 8:37:03 PM

Well, I can tell you about #3. The Ministry of Transportation now requires by law any company that has more than X number of vehicles in its fleet to have those "How's my driving?" bumper stickers on them. Nobody said the contact numbers had to be working. :->

Now for your next reading adventure, try the Terry Pratchett Discworld series, if you haven't already discovered them. It's Potter for grown-ups mixed up with the Wise Men of Chelm meets Dirty Harry. In other words, it has quite a cast of characters. Google Discworld for a preview.

Posted by: jennifer | Sep 13, 2005 8:47:45 PM

more on the git/prat differentiation. You can call a good friend a prat - if they have done - something stupid or follish or are on a wrong path about something "don't be such a prat" "you are making a prat of yourself", but a git is something stronger the person has acted nastily "He was a real git to me" [collequal usage is not grammatically correct] and to say that to someone even a really good friend would be very provocative.

Posted by: claire | Sep 13, 2005 9:13:46 PM

I'll strongly second Terry Pratchett.

Posted by: Tanya | Sep 13, 2005 10:11:31 PM

Re. #2 -- you can add Texan women to the list. I cannot believe what I see when I walk around the mall. Do these chicks really think they look good? Yeech.

Posted by: Stacey | Sep 13, 2005 10:21:24 PM

What you need instead of the “How Is My Driving?” bumper stickers is midriff-baring tank tops with the message “How’s My Abdomen?” with a phone number you can call to complain.

Posted by: Doctor Bean | Sep 13, 2005 10:40:14 PM

Just curious - what're your thoughts on "feeding the troll"? Also - why do you suppose some people get more of them than others? In other words, what attracts trolls?

Posted by: Irina | Sep 13, 2005 11:10:29 PM

hey mr b, im here in EY!! and its awesome! i love it here. walking around, hearing ivrit instead of this english we speak of...

Posted by: Tonny | Sep 13, 2005 11:24:00 PM

Schvigger... Remember, I was translating. I'm sure they are correct in Hebrew but are probably closer grammatically to the less correct one you quoted in English.

Jennifer... Please... no... no more reading for a while. You are about the 5th person who has tried to foist a new series on me. I need to get my life back for a bit before I consider going on another reading jag.

Claire... I have a feeling that I won't be using either of these words towards friends. I was just curious about how they had been used in the book (which you cleared up quite nicely). Thanks.

Tanya... Get in line... you're #6 on the list of people who think I can go without sleep indefinitely.

Stacey... The last time I was in the Galleria in Houston the girls looked pretty damned goo.... ahem, I mean I'm told they were presentable.

Doctor Bean... Somehow I'm thinking that when those phones would start ringing, it won't be to complain.

Irina... I have (thankfully) had very little experience with trolls. One or two went away when nobody rose to the bait... and one other still lurks but doesn't comment anymore. My advice is not to feed them.

Tonny... drop us an email with your contact info: treppenwitz AT gmail DOT com. Your room is all made up.

Posted by: David | Sep 13, 2005 11:51:06 PM

David: I'd third the Discworld motion, but it's a series that's been going on some 30+ books now (and yes, I've read almost all of them).. fellow Treppenwitz fans: are you trying to KILL the poor man?

Posted by: efrex | Sep 14, 2005 3:05:05 AM

Hey, cmon, a little pot belly on a woman is sexy right...(Fabienne in Pulp Fiction)? I love wearing my low rider jeans with A LITTLE tummy exposed, but if it makes y'all feel any better, I'll keep my belly button peircing simple.

And btw, Israeli women are not alone. It seems that the hispanic women where I live seem to have great self confidence in their body image as well. Not only with their jeans and short midriffs, but their tight dresses too. Go Girls!

Posted by: Jaime | Sep 14, 2005 7:21:11 AM

David, for shame! I never "foist," I insinuate. :) Over the past 5 years I have read, reread and re-reread the entire Discworld series.

Just a taste from the Prachett Quote File (PFQ) on the L-Shaped Web:
Rincewind is one of those people who gets in the way of his own happiness.
If it was raining kisses he'd be the only person with an umbrella.
-- (Terry Pratchett, CIX Pratchett Conference)


The calender of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows
why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters)


Until an unfortunate axe incident, Gloria had been captain of the school
basketball team.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)


Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in
another forty-four.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)


If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have
gotten no further because of all the people saying "What colour?"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms)

Insinuate...remember that word. :D

Posted by: jennifer | Sep 14, 2005 10:08:48 AM

Efrex... Thanks. Good to know someone has my back!

Jaime... A little tummy can be little bit cute. But a huge 'beer gut' isn't hugely cute! :-)

Jennifer... Thanks... I'll put that down on my 'to do' list... right after "put an addition on the house"! :-)

Posted by: David | Sep 14, 2005 11:39:51 AM

oops...I meant low-rise jeans.

Posted by: Jaime | Sep 14, 2005 3:39:46 PM

OK, I have to 4th? 5th? Terry Pratchett and the Discworld series.

Posted by: lisoosh | Sep 15, 2005 12:25:31 AM

Just a variant from England on the subject of "gits" and "prats". A "git" in my understanding is someone who is rather worthless. There was a famous TV series called "Till Death do Us Part" in which starred an East London bigot and racist-- actually played by Warren Mitchell, a Jew. He famously called his layabout son in law (played by the man whose daughter married Tony Blair) "Bleeding Scouse (Liverpool) Git"

A prat should have the quality of stupidity. Rather like a shlemiel. The common phrase it goes with is "stupid prat".

Posted by: Judy | Sep 15, 2005 11:29:35 PM

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