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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Where was this when I was an undergrad?

There are a few ways that milk is packaged in this country, but they fall into two basic categories:

1. Hard packaging, which includes both hard translucent plastic bottles and opaque waxed cardboard cartons.

OR

2. Soft packaging, which consists of thin plastic bags that fit into a reusable hard plastic holder/pourer.

At Chez Treppenwitz we use the soft packaged milk bags... partly because it's cheaper, and partly because it is much more ecologically responsible to use something with minimal packaging to throw away. Since we don't normally use milk in hard packages, I haven't really kept pace with any of the latest innovations.

Innovations? In milk packaging???   

I can hear you all asking this question to your computer screens, but I assure you there have been giant leaps in milk carton technology.   Really!

One of these innovations came to my attention yesterday morning as I sat through a meeting where the usual assortment of hot drinks and cakes had been served. While I sat there trying desperately to feign interest in the topic, something about the milk carton in the middle of the conference table caught my eye (yes, A.D.D.-boy is easily distracted).

At first I wasn't sure what I was looking at, but then someone picked up the carton and poured a splash of milk into his coffee... and all at once I realized I was looking at something special.  RIght there on the conference table was a packaging solution that could have prevented all (OK, most) of the fights I used to have with my college roommate.

You see, our standing agreement was that whoever finished the milk would go out and buy more.  Simple, right?

In theory this was a perfectly sound arrangement.  But in practice my roommate had worked out a system where he could justify never buying milk by leaving the carton in the fridge with about half an inch of backwash (sorry girls, guys drink directly from the carton... deal with it!) sloshing around the bottom!

From the outside you couldn't tell how much was in there... so I would only find out we were totally milk-less at 2AM while looking for something to wash down a box of chocolate-covered Entenmann's donuts!

Getting back to yesterday's meeting... there on the side of the milk carton was a clear, skinny 'window' that allowed you to see exactly how much milk was left inside!  The window even had graduation marks next to it which saved you the trouble of having to estimate how much was left.

I must say, it takes a lot to impress me... but I was impressed! 

Of course, I was so fixated on the milk carton that if you put a gun to my head I couldn't tell you what yesterday's meeting was about!  :-)

Anyway, here's a picture (if you look closely you can see the carton is nearly empty... although it still contains considerably more than my roommate used to leave me!):

Milk_window

Now comes the part where everyone on the planet tells me that this nifty milk window has been around for the past 10 years!

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Posted by David Bogner on March 9, 2006 | Permalink

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Thanks David for the huge smile this post has put on my face ;)

Posted by: Jany | Mar 9, 2006 3:14:09 PM

Mmmm, chocolate-covered Entenmann's donuts were my favorite, too. I sometimes bring them back when I go abroad.

Yehuda

Posted by: Yehuda Berlinger | Mar 9, 2006 3:14:10 PM

Thanks David for the huge smile this post has put on my face ;)

Posted by: Jany | Mar 9, 2006 3:15:08 PM

i didn't even see this a few weeks ago when i was in Israel... and i definitely haven't seen it in the States

Posted by: Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) | Mar 9, 2006 4:13:29 PM

That is genious. I usually use a thumb tack to make a vertical line of holes down the container. That way you can tell how much is left by how many holes are leaking milk all over your fridge. Your way is much better.

Posted by: Doctor Bean | Mar 9, 2006 4:25:44 PM

Did you notice that it's a "limited edition"? It seems to be a gimmick - the window is actually supposed to measure the amount of calcium left in milligrams.

Posted by: Dave | Mar 9, 2006 4:29:21 PM

We also use bags. But we found that the bag-holder thingies did not work well - often you had to jiggle the bag to get it down into the holder, and the inevitable drips in the bottom would start smelling.

So we bought a small plastic pitcher and empty the milk into that.

Posted by: Ben-David | Mar 9, 2006 4:48:29 PM

That IS pretty cool, Dave. However if this is Photo-Friday a day early, it's lame!

There'd still better be pics tomorrow!

Oh and i've never seen that milk-window carton in Connecticut.

I wonder what the result of putting those donuts in my suitcase would be...???

Posted by: Val | Mar 9, 2006 5:21:14 PM

By the way, for those of you who thought that Trep's description of a happy family life was moving, you should read this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46040

Posted by: Dave | Mar 9, 2006 5:39:09 PM

hm....
http://www.haitech-blog.de/comments.php?id=1163_0_1_0_C

:P

Posted by: a | Mar 9, 2006 5:52:42 PM

[sorry, it's a German patent...]

Posted by: a | Mar 9, 2006 5:58:22 PM

We have been using that kind of packaging for years. Where have you been hiding on a ship at sea, on an island, in a foreign country.

Posted by: Jack | Mar 9, 2006 6:29:18 PM

That's an excellent idea. I think that would be a hit here in the US. Jack are you serious...you have seen these?

I never did like using those bags. I have a gross memory of being at the Hospital in Netanya where my father was, and seeing lipstick around the opening of the milk bag. When I asked the nurse how she opened the bag of milk, she indicated to me that she bit it opened. Ahh, Israeli hospitals.

Posted by: jaime | Mar 9, 2006 6:53:27 PM

Is it possible that Israel actually has a good packging idea that has yet to be seen in the USA? Incredible...

Posted by: Jewish Blogmeister | Mar 9, 2006 7:03:25 PM

Thumbtacks? That would NEVER have occurred to me...and that's a good thing. LOL

I like the carton and the window. I'm in the U.S. and haven't seen anything like that at all around here!

Posted by: Tracey | Mar 9, 2006 7:35:14 PM

I think Jack is yanking your chain---I've never seen this in the States and I shop here twice a week.

BTW, girls may not leave the backwash, but they can play the same game: "I did NOT take the last of the milk--SEE!" pointing triumphantly to 1/2 ml barely covering the bottom of the container. Just enough to slosh, not enough to do anything with. I finally cured this problem by defining "last of the milk" as meaning a "useable amount" for everyone's breakfast the next morning--and the person who didn't leave a 'useable amount' got to ride her bike to the makolet 5 blocks away and bring home a fresh half-gallon. Such a trip seriously interfered with breakfast, primping, dressing, hair-styling in the morning rush, so we quickly stopped running out of milk....

Posted by: aliyah06 | Mar 9, 2006 7:46:40 PM

I think Jack is yanking your chain-

Nope, no chain yanking here. That is against my religion. Just ask Shola Rhodes.

Posted by: Jack | Mar 9, 2006 8:54:55 PM

Arrgh! I'm envious! Why don't we have anything like that here? We have about 10-nearly-finished galons of various liquids rotting in our fridge!

Posted by: Irina | Mar 9, 2006 10:43:54 PM

Love the nifty window

Posted by: Aaron | Mar 9, 2006 10:44:17 PM

Did we have the same roommate? or do they all do that?

Posted by: shmiel | Mar 10, 2006 2:49:04 AM

They MUST bring that to the states...so cool! And my roommate and I each have our own milk cartons so we don't have any problems :)

Posted by: Essie | Mar 10, 2006 6:15:49 AM

just came for my daily 'fix'!
What's that no post?
Hope all is well with you and yours and it is just a technical problem that holds you back. shabbat Shalom

Posted by: savta yaffa | Mar 10, 2006 10:39:01 AM

Ah, Entenmann's donuts. Just the mention brings a tear to my eye. Glad there was no hanky warning- this way the full impact really hit me ;-)

Never could get used to the plastic bags. There have been times when I've been at someone else's house and had to open a bag. I either cut the hole too big and the milk spills out, or I cut it too small and not enough comes out.

Guess it takes practice.

Posted by: lori | Mar 10, 2006 12:54:59 PM

Jany... Your comment did the same for me. :-)

Yehuda... I miss them, but I'm enjoying the fact that my weight has been pretty constant.

Steg... Good to know we're on the cutting edge.

Doctor Bean... Funny. Thanks for the giggle.

Dave... I can't imagine why this wouldn't be a regular feature (unless it ads a lot to the cost of packaging).

Ben-David... We wash the plastic bag holder every week or two and have no problems. But if your system works for you, no harm done.

Val... Mellow out Francis. Sheesh, can't a guy post a picture on a day other than Friday without a disclaimer??? :-)

a. ... Well the picture makes that pretty clear, but my German is a little rusty. I guess I'll have to take your word for it. :-)

Jack... And you're building an annex onto Angel Stadium to hold all the World Series trophies. ;-)

Jaime... We use scissors thank you. :-)

Jewish Blogmiester... According to a. it appears it was a European patent (German) that came here before the US. That makes more sense.

Tracey... My guess is that it won't be long. Oh, and don't mind Doctor Bean... we laugh at all his jokes in order to maintain access to free medical advice. :-)

aliyah06... I can see that might work. :-)

Irina... At least you don't have to buy cottage cheese now. :-)

Aaron... Me too.

Shmiel... Now, now... be nice. Your old roommate reads this site. :-)


Essie... See, only girls would have that arrangement. It would seem just too strange for guys to have to remember who's milk is who's.

Savta Yaffa... Sorry, I was on Yonah duty this morning and fell behind. :-)

Lori... We're not talking cold fusion here... I'm sure you'd eventually get the hang of it. :-)

Posted by: treppenwitz | Mar 10, 2006 4:03:56 PM

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